When I grow up…

What do you want to be when you grow up? Adults never grow tired of asking kids this question. And it’s still fun to think about now. This weekend on my bike ride, I found myself wondering about what some alternative careers might be for myself. First off, I love being a teacher so that’s…

8th Deadly Sin?

The Seven Deadly Sins in Christian belief are a list of seven rebellious tendencies that afflict humanity. They are wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. If I could add an 8th deadly sin to the list, what would it be? This is easy for me. Don’t be a bystander. See something; say something.…

Zayum! Your wenis is hella soft!

Excuse me?!?!? Being a middle school teacher, I am constantly hearing strange new words and phrases tossed about in my classroom. In order to understand what the heck everyone’s talking about, I am frequently running for my favorite dictionary: The Urban Dictionary. Below is a super-duper decoder guide which highlights all the newest middle school lingo. Read on to…